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modern methods of torture
I live in a Castle, and I work in a palace. It's not a glamourous palace, and for now I'll keep using the indefinite article without a preceeding adjective, as my alliterative tendancies only produce pain, persecution and purgatory.
Today I have uncovered an enormous secret. Today I have inadvertently stumbled across some illicit research that is being covertly conducted on me, my team and other colleagues. Today I know what is going on around here.
Someone, and I've yet to discover who, has been using us all here as guineapigs on which to refine their modern methods of torture. Methods so far uncovered include:
1) corporate strategy
2) activity based budgeting
3) meetings
This explains why we spend an inordinate amount of time on the above activities, yet no one can actually explain why.
Comments
UPDATE: I may have figured out the identity of the evil power-crazed torturer. I've realised it might actually be me . . . [cue evil laugh]
Posted by: adhoc at April 7, 2005 08:05 PM
What have I told you about self-torture? Hrmm?
That's *my* job, damnit.
Posted by: pixeldiva at April 7, 2005 11:00 PM