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In my time I have been a foreteller of many things, and lo, and verily, and the suchlike, many of my foretellings have so come to pass.
This is my best reason of all for trying to quit the foretelling malarky.
Though sometimes I do just get it wrong.

For instance:

At the turn of the year, I foretold that we were entering the Year of the Magnificent Cleavage. Even though there has been some fine and fun cleavage, it has not yet earned the title of Magnificent. And so either:

1) It has not yet come to pass or
2) I am really missing something.

Double Damn.

Comments

I've not been watching it myself, but I hear that there is apparently some magnificent cleavage to be seen amongst the detritus of human society who have taken up residence in the Big Brother house.

Or maybe I misheard, and they were just talking about a load of tits on BB6.

Topical humour. Not.

Posted by: Vaughan at June 4, 2005 10:57 PM

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