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so smile me up with beautiful things

It would appear that recently I have been succumbing to the ranty side. This is attributable to two main causes:

1) Blogging from the computer at work. Of late, work has made me a bit ranty. So when not actually working at work, my mental pressure valves have been venting. And when not in the office, I have just had things other than writing to do (such as watching telly, washing hair, lounging on sofa, being entertained by other people, abusing self etc.)

2) When I grow up properly I want to be a grumpy old man and am getting the practice in now. And there is some witness testimony that leads me to believe I am getting rather good at this already.

So taking today's out-of-office opportunity, me thought I could draw some attention to smiley fluffy me. Using the lazy-arsed method of a short list. A short list of things that are contributing to today's happy smile:


If you think that The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy internet only trailer needs any explanation then you're not going to understand why I think this is a piece of life-enhancing genius. [with an extreme debt of gratitude to Mr. Reynolds for putting me onto this]

While out on a journey through internetweb fantasyland, I've been eyeing-up some quality Kitchen Erotica - though I am not going to concern myself with reasons as to why I am getting so overly excitable about the sexiness of a fridge freezer that I will never be able to afford.

Continuing my orgy of consumerist fantasy, quite simply iWant. Which is just plain greedy considering iHavealready, but this new one is new. And in colour. And stores photos . . . And costs money. So must remember iCannotaffordit.

Which brings me back to the land where I can get my kicks for free (which is about as far as my budget stretches at the moment). In sports news, today is yet another glorious day of leek waving joy. Yet even more sensationally, down in the depths of proper-football, Macclesfield are still up at the dizzying heights of third in League 2. For those of you that this means absolutely nothing to, it is truly a rare and momentous occurrence well worthy of a celebration. I'm just hoping that they don't get high-table vertigo.

On the getting my kicks front, there are also a couple of other things to hand me that are making my eyes all sparklesome, but I haven't got a camera on me to show them to you. And I would undoubtedly get into trouble if I did.

Which makes me wonder why I'm sat here writing this? Good question.

Comments

When it comes to trying to getting kicks for free, I find that you get what you pay for. That being said, the Hitchhiker's trailer gets me wet. iJustcantwaitforit.

Posted by: Dr Fitt at March 1, 2005 11:52 AM

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