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Year of the Magnificent Cleavage
OK. So now it's 2005. Just. And what am I doing? Dancing my face off at a sweaty all-nighter? Lying in a gutter clutching an empty bottle of Cava as my comforter?
Nope. Something much more important.
I have just declared 2005 to be the Year of the Magnificent Cleavage.
Better than a New Year's resolution. Because it's true already.
So if you feel so inclined, raise a glass sometime and join me in a toast to cleavage. No hurry. You have all year . . .
Yay!
Wow. And as if to prove the point, Jane Goldman has just come on the Telly. Not literally. That would be both unlikely and highly dangerous. 'Tis a bloody good omen for the year ahead. Amongst other things I can see from here. Mmmmmmmmmm.
Comments
I'll raise a glass to that. And I'm doing it nice and promptly, so as to gain maximum cleavage benefit over the coming 365 days.
Right, where's my cleavage rifle? I'm going a-hunting.
Posted by: Pete at January 1, 2005 10:42 AM
Rifling?
Nobody said there'd be rifling.
*hides*
Posted by: pix at January 2, 2005 12:09 AM
What does this weblog remind me of right now?
oh yes. Goo.
Posted by: Karen at January 4, 2005 01:30 PM
Thanks Karen. No matter how I look at it, I'll take that as a compliment.
As for cleavage rifling, I'd better save that until later . . .
Posted by: adhoc at January 5, 2005 01:31 PM